Daft Punk — Digital Love
Rock bottom is when youtube comments are more intelligent than your government.
This is pretty much my parents’ philosophy which is probably why my dad thought the Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell was stupid when he was in the military.
by Jarek Kubicki
I feel like an outcast because I don’t want sex first, at all. I want your personality. A friend. Someone I’d love to just cuddle and spend time with. Outsider in the outsiders.
CAN WE JUST THIS POST PLEASE I LIKE THIS IS ME ASDFGHJKL; FINALLY
Amen to the truth!
I thought I was the only one… I’m not alone? YES.
Clever way of getting his features in there.
LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!
I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES
REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE
- IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL GOOD
- IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
- ITS NICE
- YOU ARE A PLEASANT AND COOL PERSON
- BEING MEAN IS MEAN
- THERES NO REASON TO BE RUDE AND HATEFUL WHEN WE’RE ALL JUST PEOPLE LIVING ON THE SAME PLANET AND TRYING TO GET THROUGH OUR LIVES AND ENJOY THE TIME WE HAVE
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.